Capital L for London

Doctor Toff - vocals

Doctor Toff - vocals

Bowler hats off to Doctor Toff London's smartest three-piece space suit of Jermine Street. He stands out because he still wears his fob-watch and chain from his great-great-great-great-grandfather.
Doctor Toff has been arrested by light blue bobbies for asking people the correct time and wether they had a copy of the Times newspaper he could borrow.
Doctor Toff still walks with his wooden handled rolled umbrella although it no longer rains in London due to global warming.
Doctor Toff is a founder member of the virtual conservative club and has a DVD imager of MT in every room of his house...he does cross dress as M for various club nights and if you see him/her in the chat room please refer to him as "The Iron Maiden".
Doctor Toff never married cause he drinks to much double malts but he says he is married to his work colleagues. He goes to his cryogenic bed every night wearing Union jack boxers as he fliess the flag at every opportunity.
Doctor Toff's favourite pastime is to be down at virtual Speakers' Corner of the hidden park known as Hyde (not surprisingly). He has survived various assassination attempts because he calls people with strange accents communists, arrests them and deports them to Karl Marx's tomb in Highgate, locking them up for a year...there have been complaints made by the park-keepers...he has friends in high places, but Doctor they say ...

"Leave It Out !!"